Monthly Archives: November 2008

If I was a Sri Lankan bowler

I would be pissed as shit. Alarm goes off. Wake up in a hotel room in Zimbabwe. Brush your teeth, take a piss a dump and a shower. Throw in a wank. Its game day. Make your way down to the lobby, eat the nutritious garbage they feed you, when all you wanna eat is [...]

Captaincy Conundrums

Its been slowly heating up and it seems things maybe coming to a boil. Is Mahela the right man to lead Sri Lanka. This is not an easy question to answer and many are divided on the issue. Mahela – the republican candidate. Conservatism has crept into his leadership. Once a man who was aggressive [...]

The adventures of the mighty Zimbabweans and Jehans testi

Zimbabwe have been uber cool in the last couple of games. They have made runs and gotten wickets. You cant really ask for more than that from a cricket team. They know no one gives them a chance, Sri Lanka knows it too. This doesn’t worry them though. Which is good. Free spirited and punching [...]

cutting the cord on mubarak

Is Jehan Mubarak the luckiest bastard ever to play cricket for Sri Lanka? Proverbial butt of all jokes, Richie J or Chuubarak (translated to ‘in need of a piss’) as he is fondly known in the online Sri Lankan cricketing community, has led a charmed life unlike no other in the national team. What warrants [...]

The Ranjit

Yesterday Jrod advertised a few t-shirts which were cool. You can have a look at thems here. Upon finding out they were not selling one of Ranjit, we did the next best thing. We made our own. Actually my friend Shelby made em. Him is a top man. ‘Tis be very cool. We give you [...]