Category Archives: lasith malinga

Lasith’s new ball

Lasith Malinga is set to unveil a new delivery which has sent world cricket in to pandemonium. Calamitously, we were less than enthused. Which naturally surprised us. This caused to have a serious talk with ourselves. Which we hate because we are generally sure we are right. Also, it looks odd when you talk to [...]

We are acutely aware of Malinga’s existence

Lasith Malinga has won a 2020 game. With the bat. We didn’t see any of it. Not Live at least. We are not bothered by it. It’s ok he can do whatever he wants. It doesn’t affect us. In fact, Lasith can very well go and shave his head or take 10 wickets in 10 [...]

Lasith Malinga escapes the ‘Simon Jones’

Has been phenomenal so far. For a year Sri Lanka were without the services of the eyebrow pierced, funky hairdo one. And were worse for it in a big big way. Since his return in Feb of 2009 he has been playing plenty of 2020 cricket, in fact its the only format he has been [...]

How Sri Lanka can guarantee a 2020 WC win

Sanath Jayasuriya, has to come into a bit of red matter, from Star Trek, use it to cause  a space time continuum anomaly, which will in turn cause a black hole, which he must travel through, leading him back in time, to meet his 1996-1999 swashbuckling self and swap places. Dilshan needs to realise he [...]

Slinga returns

It wasnt a fairy tale comeback I was hoping for. You know a cool 2 in 2 or a 5 in 5. He went for 38 off his 4. But more importantly he looked good and assured in his action and delivery. None of the apprehensive bullshit coming off an injury. SO well done to [...]